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live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

darning-socks:

((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))

bussykiller:

beyonce look like an animated final fantasy character here

z-co:

one of my coworkers got a call (i work in a call center/tech support) from a customer that was really scared because supposedly the mafia was hacking her computer and they were stalking her…when finally my coworker took remote control of the computer he couldn’t stop laughing because

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hcandersen:

fyi if you’re a tiny child, there was a time when browsers didn’t have tabs. you just had the one window and had to open a separate window for every other page you wanted open simultaneously. it was real bad

Portal - Still Alive Music Box Ver.
262,409 plays

alfred-f-jones-world-hero:

fuck-benedict-cumberbatch:

THIS IS THE MO St„ TIMPORATN POS T

4gifs:

Cat & lynx BFF. [video]

4gifs:

Cat & lynx BFF. [video]

dirk30902:

I made a new FR blog, so I figured, why not do a giveaway?

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Rules:

  1. You don’t have to follow me, but I only post FR. (I follow back from my non-FR blog @snatchedbycrumb)
  2. Reblog with your UN and ID Number (i.e, Dirk #30902), likes don’t count.
  3. Ends in 4 days on July 28th.

Prizes: 

  1. First place - 200k treasure, and your choice of one of the four familiars shown above (Longneck Skirmisher, Maned Rasa, White Wolf, Sunbeam Ursa)
  2. Second place - 100k treasure and your choice of the remaining familiars
  3. Third place -  50k treasure and your choice of the remaining familiars
  4. Fourth place - 300 meat points and the last familiar

I will add a fifth and sixth place if this gets 350 notes. Good luck! :)

spiderbreath!  44758